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\documentclass{article}
\usepackage{graphicx} % for SVG logo
\usepackage{tabularx} % for tables
\usepackage{amssymb} % \square
\usepackage{enumitem} % itemize
\usepackage{calc} % calculating sizes
\usepackage[margin=1in,top=0.5in]{geometry} % reduce margins
\usepackage[pdftex, pdfauthor={Kiëd Llaentenn}, % set pdf metadata
pdftitle={DCSS Coroner Report}]{hyperref}
\renewcommand{\familydefault}{\sfdefault} % sans serif
\pagenumbering{gobble} % no page numbers
\setlength{\parindent}{0pt} % disable paragraph indent
\def\svgwidth{0.6\columnwidth}
% \title{\input{arch-logo.pdf_tex}\hspace{-0.39\columnwidth}Fuck-up Assessment Form}
\title{DCSS Coroner Report}
\author{}
\date{\vspace{-3.5em}}
\begin{document}
\maketitle
% \begin{center}
% \texttt{Welcome, please tell us of your loss.}
% \end{center}
\vspace{1em}
\textbf{Username:} \dotfill
\ \textbf{Date:} \dotfill
\ \textbf{Character/god:} \dotfill
\ \textbf{DCSS Version:} \dotfill \\
\textbf{Morgue:} \dotfill
\vspace{1.0em}
\def\arraystretch{1.5} % increase vertical table size
\begin{tabularx}{\textwidth}{|XXXX|}
\hline
\multicolumn{4}{|l|}{\textbf{Tell us how much of each item you had upon death.}} \\ \hline
?acquirement: \dotfill &
!experience: \dotfill &
!haste: \dotfill &
!might: \dotfill \\
?summoning: \dotfill &
?fear: \dotfill &
?blinking: \dotfill &
?teleportation: \dotfill \\ \hline
\end{tabularx}
\vspace{0.5em}
\def\arraystretch{1.5} % increase vertical table size
\begin{tabularx}{\textwidth}{|XXXX|}
\hline
\multicolumn{4}{|l|}{\textbf{How much rHubris did you have?}} \\ \hline
\(\square\) xxx &
\(\square\) xx &
\(\square\) x &
\(\square\) (none) \\
\(\square\) + &
\(\square\) ++ &
\(\square\) +++ &
\(\square\) ${\inf}$ \\ \hline
\end{tabularx}
\vspace{0.5em}
% there's probably a way easier method to align the two
% "I (didn't) listen(ed) to" points but this works
\newlength{\listenedwidth}
\newlength{\didntlistenwidth}
\settowidth{\listenedwidth}{I listened to}
\settowidth{\didntlistenwidth}{I didn't listen to}
\begin{tabularx}{\textwidth}{|X|}
\hline
\textbf{What caused you to die?} (check all that apply) \\ \hline
\vspace{-8pt}
\begin{enumerate}[label={\(\square\)},noitemsep,topsep=0pt,leftmargin=*]
\item I tried to melee \dotfill (e.g, Nikola, Lerny)
\item I tried to run from \dotfill (e.g, hell sentinel, electric golem)
\item I pissed off \dotfill (e.g, Trog, Mahkleb, Uskayaw)
\item I worshiped \dotfill (e.g, Cheibriados, Ashenzari, Jiyva)
\item I went into Volcano after pissing off Ignis
\item I raided the last floor of \dotfill and thought I was invincible
\item I got a +9 broad axe of electrocution and thought I was invincible
\item I got the +8 Scales of the Dragon King and thought I was invincible
\item I had 35 SH / 70 AC and thought I was invincible
\item Xom tickled me
\item Nobody told me \textit{zombie} caustic shrikes were dangerous...
\item Nobody told me zombie \dotfill were dangerous! (e.g. shard shrikes, juggernauts)
\item Something invisible kept hitting me
\item I pressed \texttt{Shift+X >} to go downstairs and got sent to a place called "Hell" instead
\item I flew over deep water without flight and got turbo-drained
\item I didn't look up a monster in the Crawl wiki
\item I looked up a monster in the Nethack wiki
\item I listened to \makebox[7em+\didntlistenwidth-\listenedwidth]{\dotfill}'s advice
\item I didn't listen to \makebox[7em]{\dotfill}'s advice
\item I didn't notice it was wielding a weapon of venom
\item I didn't notice it was wielding a weapon of distortion
\item I didn't notice I was walking into a fungus while running away
\item I didn't mean to open that runed gate...
\item I one-shotted myself with a \dotfill
\item I forgot Royal Mummies have death curses
\item I thought my =reflection would deflect that crystal spear
\item I thought my =reflection would deflect that javelin
\item I teleported into a rune vault
\item My \makebox[7em]{\dotfill} ran out and I didn't notice
\item "The very large slime creature hits you!!!!"
\item Other (please specify): \dotfill \vspace*{-\baselineskip}
\end{enumerate} \\ \hline
\end{tabularx}
\vspace{0.5em}
\def\arraystretch{1.5} % increase vertical table size
\begin{tabularx}{\textwidth}{|llX|}
\hline
\multicolumn{3}{|l|}{\textbf{What was your reaction?} (check all that apply)} \\ \hline
\(\square\) *sigh* &
\(\square\) Xom roars with delight! &
\(\square\) Desire to play Nethack \\
\(\square\) Unspeakable grief &
\(\square\) Stared blankly &
\(\square\) You hit the keyboard with a +3 face of flaming!!! \\
\multicolumn{3}{|l|}{\(\square\) Other (please specify): \dotfill} \\ \hline
\end{tabularx}
\vspace{0.5em}
\def\arraystretch{1.5} % increase vertical table size
\begin{tabularx}{\textwidth}{|lllX|}
\hline
\multicolumn{4}{|l|}{\textbf{Who do you blame for your death?} (check all that apply)} \\ \hline
\(\square\) \texttt{\#crawl} &
\(\square\) the RNG &
\(\square\) Pleasingfungus &
\(\square\) I dunno \\
\(\square\) \texttt{\#crawl-dev} &
\(\square\) Nemelex &
\(\square\) u/oneirical &
\(\square\) That f****** \dotfill (monster) \\
\(\square\) r/dcss &
\(\square\) Xom &
\(\square\) the Roguelike discord &
\(\square\) Other (please specify): \dotfill \\ \hline
\end{tabularx}
\vspace{0.5em}
\begin{tabularx}{\textwidth}{|lXX|}
\hline
\multicolumn{3}{|l|}{\textbf{What decision did you reach as a result of your experience?} (check all that apply)} \\ \hline
\(\square\) To play Brogue &
\(\square\) To buy a punch-proof keybord &
\(\square\) Never to visit \dotfill again \\
\(\square\) To play a Crawl fork &
\(\square\) "maybe i'll try kikubakubla this run" &
\(\square\) Never to play a \dotfill again \\
\(\square\) To play Cogmind &
\multicolumn{2}{l|}{\(\square\) Other (please specify): \dotfill} \\ \hline
\end{tabularx}
\vspace*{\fill}
\begin{center}
Please submit this completed form along with a lengthy YASD post to \texttt{r/dcss}.
\end{center}
\end{document}